ghar k halat

Macher ne 1 admi ko din main kata,
admi ne kaha:”tum to rat main kat’tay hona?”
Macher bola,”ghar k halat kharab hain over time ker raha hon.”

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dimag hai too jawab doo

Dimag hy to jawab do
Ap ki behan k jija ki sas ki nawasi k mamo ki biwi ki sas k shohar k poty ki dadi ki beti k shohar ki sas ap ki kon hy
Jawab zarur dena..

parha likha punjab

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z
Ye SMS hr unprh ko Pohancha do
Or
Taleem Ko Aam Kro
I have done my job
“jutt ka khawab
Prha Likha Punjab”

bet between boy and girl

Bet btween boy and girl
(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I’ll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!

larkiyan badal jati hain

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath baith tha. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, lardke nahin badaltey

shadi shuda aurtain

Gal to Boy: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Boy: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

boy 2 girl

Boy 2 girl:tum kitne bhai-bhen ho? Girl:6. Boy:Baap ko aur koi kam nahi tha Girl:Tum kitne ho? Boy:1 Girl:kyu Baap mein itna dum nahi tha?

ik ladki or ladka

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

mujh se shaadi karoo gii

Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
..
Girl: Kia?
..
Boy: Acchi film hai na!!
..
Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
..
Boy: Wat!!
..
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!

love you kehne ki acchi jaga

Boy1:yar larki ko i love u kahney ki sab se acchi jaga kon c hai?
Boy2:Shah Faisal Masjid
Boy1:Kayoun?
Boy2:Wahan Larkiyoun ne Chappal Nahi Pehni hoti.

Hazrat Umar (RA) ne farmaya.

Hazrat Umar (RA) ne farmaya.
“Muhtaji aur Ghurbat 4 chezon se aati hyn.
(1) Jaldi jaldi Namaz parhnay se
(2) Kharay ho kar paani peenay se
(3) Muh se cheraagh bujhanay se
(4) Asteen ya daaman se muh saaf karnay se”

Quran Pak mai

Quran Pak mai
30 Paare,
114 Surah,
540 Ruku,
86430 Kalimat,
333760 Hurf,
6666 Ayat,
2584 Mertaba ALLAH ka naam,
26 Nabiyo ka zikar or
14 Sajde hai

Naik Amal Ka swab

¤Agr 1 Insan Ki Avg. Age “75-Yrs” Ho
¤Or Wo Hr NMAAZ Pr Avg. “16-Mins” Rozana Srf Kre

¤To 75-Yrs Me Se Srf “3.8-Yrs” Lagen gey ALLAH Ki Ibadt K Lye

¤Jisne Humey “ZNDAGI” Ata Farmai,Kya Hm Us Ki Rah Me”3.8-Yrs”B Srf Nhi Kr Skte.?
¤Plz Balance Ki Parwah Kye Bagher Ye Msg Tmaam Relatives Ko Snd Krden

¤Aapka Ye Amal”INSHA’ ALLAH”Raigan Nhi Jaega

¤Agr Is Msg Se 1 Insan Ki B Zndagi”SANWAR”Gai

¤To Us K Hr Hr Naik Amal Ka swab aapko b hoga!!

25 Prophets names mentioned in Quran

25 Prophets names mentioned in Quran,
1..Adam, 2..Nooh, 3..Yahya , 4..Zakaria
5..Ibrahim, 6..Ismail, 7..Ishaq, 8..Yaqoob
9.Zulkifl, 10..Sulaiman, 11.Ayub, 12..Saleh
13.Younus, 14.Yousuf, 15.Moosa,16.Haroon
17..Dawood, 18..Idris, 19..Elyas, 20..Lut
21.Hud, 22.yasa, 23,shoaib, 24..Esa..
25..Muhammsd (PBUH)

juma ki sunatain

Nabi (SAW) ki juma ki sunatain, “accha libas” “Ghusal”
“Khushbu”
“Miswak”
“Surma”
“Darood sharif” and “surah kahaf”

Muhammad (PBUH) se chahat

May GOD give “u”Abu Bakar’s sadaqat,
Usman’s Dolat,
Umer’s Hakumat,
Ali’s Himat,
Bilal’s Awaz,
Suleman’s sultanat,
Yousaf’s Khubsorati,
Muhammad (PBUH) se chahat

jannat main husband

Wife:Suna he k jannat me husband
k sath Wife ko nahi rehne dete
HUSBAND! sahi suna he,
Wife: aisa kion?
Husband: Arey pagli isi liye to
usey jannat kehte hain..

tofani barish main

Tofani barish mein rat ko,
shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya
SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?
Admi:Is tofani barish mein kia
meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

women call their husband

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 4.O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

wife news paper hoti

Wife: kash main newspaper hoti din bhar tumharay hathon me rehti
Husband: meri bhi yehi dua hai rab se, isi bahanay her roz nayi nahi to milti..

boyfriend before marriage

Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent ?? Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? Wife : Abbe gin ne to De?

15 din aur ruk jao?

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho? Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao?

Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai

sumone calls u

if sumone calls u crazy,dont mind,
if sumone calls u duffer,relax,
if sumone calls u stupid be cool,
but if sumone calls u “cute”
.
.
.
.
lagana thappar os pagal ke monh pe,
mazak ki b koi hud hoti hai :-P

friend,is a friend

Is a friend,is a friend
you know you have a friend
that is always there for u
a friend that askers only two questions
always be yourself
what can i do to help u
when u feel down
they try there best to pick u up
dry your tears when u cry
give u advice when u need it
over the years u have been there for me
i thank God everyday that
i have got a friend like u.

friendship is life’s dearest gift

A friend is somebody
Who knows you and likes you
Exactly the way that you are…

Someone who’s special
And so close in thought
That no distance can ever seem far.

A friend understands you without any words,
Stands by you when nothing goes right…
And willingly talks over problems with you
Till they somehow just vanish from sight.

And whether you’re neighbors or live miles apart,
A word from a friend gives a lift
To your heart and spirit that shows you once more
Why friendship is life’s dearest gift!

greatest friend in this friend-ship

Factually, one of the best moments
Remaining in my heart of hearts
Inevitably none other than you
Evident from my action towards thou
Need no proof for the greatest ship
Destined to be your greatest friend in this friend-ship.

First to wish you on your birthday
Relishing every moment with you that day
Ignoring the changes in your moods
Expecting you to provide me the food
Never again will we ever part
Despite everything that happened in the past.

Forget not the moments that we relish
Round and round the rose bush
Igniting the light of our great love
Enough to burn the field we plough
Not again should we ever part
Death will only tear us apart

life is most jolly

Blow, Blow, thou winter wind!
Thou art not so unkind
As man’s ingratitude
Thy tooth is not so keen
Because thou art not seen.
Although thy breath be rude.
Heigh ho! sing, heigh ho! unto the green holly;
Most friendship is feigning most loving mere folly.
Then, heigh ho, the holly!
This life is most jolly.

Freeze, freeze, thou bitter sky,
That dost not bite so ngh
As benefits forgot:
Though thou the watters warp,
Thy sting is not so sharp
As friend remembered not.
Heigh-ho! sing heigh-ho! unto the green holly:
Most friendship is feigning, most love mere folly:
Then heigh-ho, the holly!
This life is most Jolly.

friend like you

There’s lots of things
With which I’m blessed,
My problems have been few,
But of all, this one’s the best:
To have a friend like you.
In times of trouble
Friends will say,
“Just ask, I’ll help you through it.”
But you don’t wait for me to ask,
You just get up and do it!
And I can think
of nothing more
That I could wisely do,
Than know a friend,
And be a friend,
And have a friend like you.

best of friends

The best of friends,
Can change a frown,
Into a smile,
when you feel down.

The best of friends,
Will understand,
Your little trials,
And lend a hand.

The best of friends,
Will always share,
Your secret dreams,
Because they care.

The best of friends,
Worth more than gold,
Give all the love,
A heart can hold.

Andhay ki Bewi

Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur
Goongay nai dekh liya
.
.
.
..
Ab goonga andhay ko
kaisay bataye
kai bahra us ki bewi bhaga k lai gaya
?
Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Sochti hon

Sochti hon ke
ye dualat
ye bungley
k
PHELE YE SAB MIL TO GAE!!!!

best of friends

The best of friends,
Can change a frown,
Into a smile,
when you feel down.

The best of friends,
Will understand,
Your little trials,
And lend a hand.

The best of friends,
Will always share,
Your secret dreams,
Because they care.

The best of friends,
Worth more than gold,
Give all the love,
A heart can hold.

I miss you.

I miss the way you always used to say, “I love you”
I miss the things that you used to do
I miss the way you would always put me first
I miss the way you always had a best, not a worst
I miss the hugs you always gave me
I miss how we were so free
I miss the smiles that were sent by you
I miss the way it made me smile too
I miss the kisses that were blown
I miss the love that was always shown
I miss the way you tucked me in so tight
I miss all of the people we knew we would beat
I miss the way you knew we would always have a chance
I miss the way you were so proud of me
I miss all of the things we came out to be
i miss the way you came to me when you cried
I miss the way I had you whom I realied
I miss all those times we had together
I miss you.
Always and forever

just one of those days

It’s just one of those days
Yeah, one of those days
One of those days where I really miss you
And I’m thinking of you always

I miss you so bad I’m tearing..
Not even these words
Could express what I’m feeling

I miss how you used to make me smile
How just hearing your voice
Would make my day worthwhile

I miss how you used to sing me songs
I miss how you used to write me letters
And stick them on my window

I miss hearing you laugh
And listening to your jokes
I miss how you made me laugh
Laughed so hard I nearly choked

But most of all I miss
Someone who really cared
Someone who would remember this
The one who was always there.

I STILL MISS YOU SO MUCH

It was an impossible dream,
I knew that from the start.
But you were so persuasive that,
My mind found it hard to fight my heart.

Your words were so charming,
Your spirit was so free.
You made me think that,
maybe this was meant to be.

You made me feel so special,
By paying me all that attention.
Showering me with hugs and kisses,
and endless affection.

I was always true to you,
I loved you with all my heart.
You were on mind all the time,
Weather we were together or apart.

I thought you were honest,
Someone I could trust.
But all you wanted was to,
Fulfill your desires of lust.

You kept asking me if i knew,
what love was and how it felt.
But it was you that needed to,
Learn how loved ones have to be dealt.

I found it hard to trust people but,
Still i gave you every chance.
Even though you had cheated on me,
Without giving me a second glance.

People around us may never have,
Accepted us being together.
Coz we didn’t share the same race,
But you always knew that difference would remain forever.

I know it’s been a long time now,
Days, months and years have past.
But the pain of my broken heart,
Has still got a long time to last.

I have forgiven you it’s true,
But i still think about you.
And i wish i still have a special,
place in your heart too.

…I STILL MISS YOU SO MUCH…

beautiful eyes

Those beautiful eyes,
That saw me all the time.
That beautiful smile
That had me going wild.

I miss that cute little face
The one i can’t erase.
I love the way we talked
And how you use to walk.

I miss the times when you would call
Or how you lay back, waiting for me on that wall.
I miss your kiss
The one that made me bliss.

I miss Us being together
Or when you said that we would be forever.
I miss you being around
Now Smiles have turned into frowns.

i will miss you always.

My heart is broken
my eyes keeping leaking
i see your face everywhere
but i know im only dreaming

you took that fateful ride
on the fateful day
for a litte fun with friends
if only you knew you would have to pay

you took that road too fast
and landed your jump too wrong
sometimes i imagine your faces
when you knew that you be gone

i sit up late at night
thinking of your face and smile
you were a great friend and person
to everyone, even if for just a short while

i hope your soaring high
reaching every dream
i miss you so very much
all of our tears could create a stream

its easy to say you’re in a better place
but even so you’re not here
we’ve come to accept it
but its not something we can bear

so i promise i’ll see you someday
and hear ur voice and laughs
even though i wish you’d hadn’t of taken that ride
i wish you the best and
i will miss you always.

How much you miss me.

Whisper one more time,
How much you miss me.
It’ll always just be between us,
But you don’t want to see.

To see we’re supposed to be,
To be there for each other.
But why try when you don’t want to care?
Why even bother?

The obligation of talking to me,
Has been there for too long.
You’re trying to hide how you really feel.
This won’t turn out like another old song.

I can just stop,
Never pick you up again.
The differences you hate,
Are the ones that’ll always cause me pain.

So tell me another secret,
About how much I mean to you.
It hurts me to hear I can’t change a damn thing,
To know there’s nothing I can do.only to

“MISS YOU”

~DOSTI~

~DOSTI~
~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …

7 wonders of the world.

7 wonders of the world. Bole to

1.apun,2 apunka smile,
3 apunka estayle
4 apunka face,
5 apunka nature,
6 apunka msgs,
7 bole to TUM apunka friend.

BEST FEELINGS

Best…Gift
‘ZINDAGI’
Best…Ahsaas
‘KHUSHI’
Best…Feeling
‘PYAAR’
Best…Relation
‘DOSTI’
Best…Person
‘HUM’
Best…brother
….’HUM’..

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