bet between boy and girl

Bet btween boy and girl
(both playng ludo)
BOY: agr 1,2,3,4,5 aya to
I’ll kiss U
Girl: agr 6 aya to?
Boy: kabhi ludo nai kheli kya? 6 aya to dubara bari!

larkiyan badal jati hain

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath baith tha. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, lardke nahin badaltey

shadi shuda aurtain

Gal to Boy: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Boy: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

boy 2 girl

Boy 2 girl:tum kitne bhai-bhen ho? Girl:6. Boy:Baap ko aur koi kam nahi tha Girl:Tum kitne ho? Boy:1 Girl:kyu Baap mein itna dum nahi tha?

ik ladki or ladka

Ek ladki paidal chale ja rahi thi, Ladka awaz deta hai, ae diwani peeche murkar dekh tera dupatta jameen se ghisa ja raha hai,Ladki jawab deti hai- ae diwane tu kya jane ye bhi apna faraz nibha raha hai, koi chum na le mere kadmon ki mitti ko isi liye nishan mitata ja raha hai.

mujh se shaadi karoo gii

Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
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Girl: Kia?
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Boy: Acchi film hai na!!
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Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
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Boy: Wat!!
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Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!

love you kehne ki acchi jaga

Boy1:yar larki ko i love u kahney ki sab se acchi jaga kon c hai?
Boy2:Shah Faisal Masjid
Boy1:Kayoun?
Boy2:Wahan Larkiyoun ne Chappal Nahi Pehni hoti.